Insurgentes

Holy mother
I'm the simple one
You can smile at me
and bring me down

you betray
your thoughts
all your prayers
too low

now out of breath
you speak in tongues
and out of debt
your work is done

and your dreams
absolve
and your path
dissolve



--Steven Wilson

A com-pun-dium of all the bad jokes i make.
Pliss excuse.

Ajunda- a flag with goals #hindi
Chaiyya Chaiyya- what the chai-walla sings to get laid
The corner- where one goes to get chola
Orkutiya- a fraaandly bitch #hindi
Tollgate- a scandal involving JRR Tolkien
Angcraze- a British mental #hindi
Domiknows-psychic pizza
VickyLeaks- the scandal that broke when Victoria spilled her secret
Pullu-itzer- an annual award for eating grass #tamizh
Thumbi- a #tamizh thumbnail image
Jett(i)-sans: a futuristic #tamizh cartoon, starring yaana gupta.
Akkapolice- a #tamizh spoof of Apocalypse
Liquid Pro Quo- beer for words

Lakhsative- Lotion that lets you shoot bills out your behind